Greetings sir

Thy focus on me for the past month that I have existed in this land hast been quite overwhelming sir.

When you were a thug sir and I a Squire you insisted on stripping and jumping me on several occasions.

Now that thy hast changed professions I thought this obsession with me was finally at an end, but not, how malignant you are sir!

what is thy fascination with me sir? Pray tell so I may use this quality elsewhere to my advantage...

Keep thy wax figurines to thyself sir! I do not share your perverted obsession.

well met!

sir Jander

Written by my hand on the 21st of Mournsend, in the year 1012.