I normally don't comment on this sort of thing, but while it's certainly an amusing read, that must be the most creative way yet I've heard someone say \"I plead guilty, your honor. \" Kudos for a remarkable effort to change the subject.

When you're not caught - deny. When you're caught red-handed - change the subject. Interesting approach.

Written by my hand on the 30th of Leaflost, in the year 1163.