On behalf of Narissa Enterprises, we'd like to extend a warm thank you for your recent correspondence. Narissa (tm) would like you to know that she reads every single letter her loyal fans send her, and appreciates all the effort put in. She especially enjoyed the small drawing you attached of Narissa (tm) stabbing an unknown bard in a lovely village setting. Once Narissa Enterprises manages to steam dry the crayon picture, we'll be sure to frame it for Narissa (tm)'s enjoyment.

Furthermore, we're pleased to announce that your enthusiastic letter has certainly caught our attention, and we'd like to extend an invite for you to join the Narissa Fan Club (c), a large group of happy members, stretching the land from shore to shore, featuring princes, gods and even old Wykoshia up in Azrili. You will surely be proud to know you are part of such a special group.

Again, thank you <Barcud> for your inspiring and touching contribution. Enclosed in this return letter, we've added a special Narissa (tm) Thief Pin, so you too can be the coolest Thief on the block and impress all your pals (disclaimer: pin does not actually give you thief skills. Any lacerations, pricks, cuts and scratches inflicted by the pin are not liable to Narissa Enterprises)!

Once again <Barcud> take care and remember the Narissa (tm) wisdom! A tomb a day keeps the Thief away!

Sincerely, Press Handler, Narissa Enterprises, Corporate Offices, Dank Tunnel, Isabella

Written by my hand on the 24th of Leaflost, in the year 1163.