Hard to really discern what you have said in all that garble, but I shall do my best to interpret...

1. It's from Dunccan. Therefore it can be one of three things - first, a ramble about his great past with Mercinae, mentioning Kes and Greystoke somewhere. Second, a post declaring how great his guild/city/order/swords are, with profuse evidence drawn from his prolific history (such as his great past with Mercinae). Third, a statement of how inferior all us \"evil\" people (ie, literate people) are, the comparison usually made apparent by juxtaposing us with such wonders as Kes, and the great knight hims

elf, Dunccan.

2. My color senses helped me discern the salient points - ie the names Narissa, Dunccan, Kodiak, Koenen, Orinoko, Kes, Denzeldash. Now, the common thread all of the people have is that they are mentioned in Dunccan's recent post - that is, there is nothing linking everyone. So that leads us to point 3...

3. It's a typical Dunccan post, that is, something completely illegible and funny only in inadvertancies, such as the line about his desire to mount unicorns (the poor innocent creatures).

4. He likely won't bother reading this far, as, indeed, four takes an awful amount of patience to count up to. On the rare chance that he will - Dunccan darling, please don't try to harass me and ridicule me, unless you're going to do it in a legible fashion, you really only make yourself look (more) absurd.

5. Given that he won't read that far, I can safely assume he'll continue to post incomprehensible garbled attempts at insults, but I did ask nicely, and I give you all my blessing to join in the Dunccan Bashing (ie literacy advocating).

Written by my hand on the 24th of Midsummer, in the year 1153.