I can't wait to see the posts where the proud Pirates of Parrius justify why they have been forced to become the lapdogs of Thakria. What will they say I wonder? They are still a small city with many young who are not yet developed? That their enemy's enemy is their ally? All thoroughly predictable. But the bottom line is they got their arses handed to them today, they lost 4.5K men today. Perhaps they should heve considered the consequences of their repeated antagonism in our city walls when they had

left so many men in such poor positions?

First person to reply back saying that it will be WE who feel the consequences of our actions gets a bendy poseable figure of a Parrian Captain of their choice. If you can name one apart from Blunty and Plaman you get a bonus Thakrian marching boot that you can have your poseable figure lick for hours and hours.

Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale, Worried about the Parrian Identify Crisis

Written by my hand on the 24th of Eleuthral, in the year 1132.