I am surprised you waited until you were un-ghosted to post, so
rapid is your desire to whine. Your selective memory
approaches that of Dunccan's it would seem.
Yes, I attacked you in Eleusis as you were not in a challenge.
Yes, I did get your message that you were sparring. I am fairly
sure you heard my tell, which was to get into a challenge or deal
with it. You decided that you would attack me. This I can
understand. What I don't understand, and what you have
neglected to mention, was that I told you to leave Thakria and go
back to Springtown and I would halt my attacks on you, that
attacking me the day before in my Temple was a bad idea and
you deserved no respect. You persisted in trying to reach me. I
admire your tenacity but question your judgment, but lately you
have shown a few lapses in judgment where I am concerned so it
does not surprise me.
And yes, you did manage to get near me, only to see me escape
you yet again. I then raised additional defenses and came back
for you, but Maleki proved the swifter and you paid for your
hardheadedness. And finally, yes, I did hold you under bond, so
I could discuss the insult you dealt my Lord when you and
Tazius tried whatever it is that you two were on about when you
came to His temple. Was it frustration that the two of you could
not catch me when you decided to involve yourself in a fight
between Tazius and I? Was it extortion to demand blessings in
exchange for my life, as you explained? Was it intimidation to
get me to undo the curses on Tazius, as you told me? Was it an
attack, after nullifying a defense, spitting sata and blocking the
exits? I told you then that attacking me in Temple was an
amazingly bad idea. In what had to be a precognitive flash of
insight, you responded that you were full of amazingly bad ideas.
Unfortunately for the two of you it actually turned out to be a bad
idea, for I slipped away from you both and then, (I think you will
have to agree), you both got the blessings you demanded.
As far as arse-wiping goes, I now have the perfect tool for the
job. It is small, shrunken and bears an amazing resemblance to
you. I certainly hope that the hairs do not fall out before it makes
itself fully useful in that department.
Written by my hand on the 1st of Mournsend, in the year 1129.