You know, it is a good thing you are well versed, otherwise your existance would be pointless here other than to demonstrate you can write half way decently.

Last time I checked, this was the fighters board. Not the 'let's see who can post the wittiest post' board.

As for this Blotto Day, it intrigues me, and I am proud to see you finally own up to a little respect towards me by trying to implement an avalonwide holiday for lil ol' me. Unfortunately the parade that would ensue, would have to end with a public flogging of yourself, follow my a tar and feathering...and whatever else comes to the demented minds of the public mob.

Written by my hand on the 9th of Eleuthral, in the year 1129.