See what happens when you reply in haste? You didn't add anything there!

Seregon and Braden are less well known as Paladins than the other members I mentioned. If I try and spare them your advances by not bringing their names into the board then who can blame me?

And has it really taken you that long to sit with your abacus, chewing away on your quill and scratching at the papyrus to do more arithmetic and remember their names?

Aye as you say, we're all relieved to hear that your knowledge of our city and guild members is so thorough. At least those of us who are used to repelling your advances know what to expect. Now those poor chaps will have to gird their loins against your unwanted attentions.

Now sit down. Close your eyes and take deep breaths. Visualise yourself writing a really great post. A post that has this particular paladin hanging up his quill. A post that sees this day declared as Blotto Day, and parades through every city in the land to honour you for your wit. You can do it! We believe in you!

Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale

Written by my hand on the 9th of Eleuthral, in the year 1129.