On a lighter note...
#3019

Ethereal Galadriel, hauntingly familliarto Everyone

Late entries for New Skills

Fighters of Avalon, a brief skirmish in another realm with a dastardly splinter has brought a whole host of possible new skills. Here are just a few...


Nasty Paper Cuts


A hand flies toward you bearing a razor sharp papyrus scroll. You have been given a nasty paper cut.


Results - You bleed, and utter a stream of cusswords. The burning pain is distracting, so you lose mana.



Ingrown Toenails


Agonizing pain riccochets up your foot and through your body. You scream like a girl. You have been cursed with ingrown toenails!


Results - Can't use positioning, every time you take a step the incredible pain robs you of EQ and has a random chance of making you trip.


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For women only - PMS


A wave of hatred and dark thoughts overtakes your soul. Oh no!


Results - Your alignment turns diabolical,a beserk-like state overtakes your mind. You randomly attack anything in your location.


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For men only - Couch Potato


\"Why fight? \" you wonder. \"It's more fun to watch. \" You have an intense desire for snacks.


Results - You stop everything and sit down. If you have food on you, you eat it. Might lead to indigestion (see below). If not, you shout out your great desire for foods and ale.


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Indegestion


You have eaten too much. You feel bloated and sick.


Results - Indigestion gives health hit along with a sata-like bloating that won't go away until you get out there and run around a bit.


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Hemophobia


\"Blood! OH GODS NO!!! \" The sight sickens you and you fall to the ground in a dead faint.


Results - You're unconscious.


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Cravings (i. e. Alcohol)


You are suddenly afflicted with an immense craving for beer.


Results - You are forced to march to the nearest bar and order a few rounds. Ends up giving you vomitting, despair, sleep, and migraines.



Just think of the possibilities! Cravings to crush the soul. Splinters, warts, and hangnails, oh my!


Galadriel


Written by my hand on the 10th of Skyelong, in the year 1101.