Congrats on replacing your sword with mine

It only took a bard, seer and loremaster to manage it

Use it with pride, oh and threap, enjoy the two pipes you managed to grab too.

You wonder why you are teamed ? The behaviour the three stooges demonstrated today tells you why.

Pathetic, but only to be expected.

Written by my hand on the 18th of Mournsend, in the year 1049.