My dear paladin,

Thou may very well have to fend off attacks from Thakrian Seers. I can guarantee though, that neither of them would sit in their barracks for HOURS and do nothing but curse thou every equilibrium, with no way for thee to stop it.

Try fighting with permanent hayfever, migraine, clumsiness, plague, quixotism, vommiting, and pessimism, and THEN tell me not to complain.

Sir Arthor, Scion of Darkness

Written by my hand on the 12th of Eleuthral, in the year 989.