Gee dad (opps, sorry, I know it's supposed to be a secret that I'm your bastard son), don't hold back... tell us what you REALLY think of my good friend Arthor.

I f you are looking to find the most evil prick in the land, I suggest you look inward to your own lovely citizen Bluescum.

After jumping me 4 times and killing me 3 times today (while I was training a new guild member) he finally discovered that I am not ALWAYS easy XP.

With netdodging and malloran up, I was able to whack him a few times and the pussy ran off to his barracks.

You know that I love everybody, but as long as Bluescum lives in your city I will pray to the Gods for a plague of locust on your fields.

Compared to that scumbag, Arthor is a boy scout.

Written by my hand on the 27th of Paglost, in the year 987.