You know, Dear Mages.

I am getting a little tired of being dragged, summoned and slept. Then eaten by

dragons, withered and generally pounded by mages. Not that this is unusual you

understand, and I'm not a stranger, or averse to a ride on the ship. I've come to

admire the view...

But no! I digress. What annoys me are the CONSIDERS that come afterwards, and then

being told 'Oh! You're a little small, sorry about that old bean!' Well, over the

last couple of days I have lost no less than seven ship rides that way. Pretty good

target I must make for 'a litte small' eh? Beam. Well, well done, Old chaps. You now

have a new enemy. Good move.

Hmmm. Can't help but wonder whether your little magelets will enjoy it when my Balrogs,

Seekers and Horned Demons come and pay them a quiet little visit.

Maybe CONSIDERing before you fight may assuage my temper.

Then again...Maybe not.

Arikarr, who doesn't mind a decent fight, really.

Written by my hand on the 2nd of Midwinter, in the year 972.