I can teach Satsuki how to fight like Scorpio. No lestagii bribes needed.

Step one. Get really drunk.

Step two. Make a semi decent attempt to jump someone and or wait til 5 people on your side are already fighting and hope you can sneak in without being noticed.

Step three. If you are noticed run as fast as you can to the Pool of Life.

Step Four. Go to Bedilliam and ship to the NPC there so you don't lose fight ranking. Obtain DP.

Step Five. Clear pick the lands.

Scorpio now has nothing left to teach you. You are welcome Brigands.

Written by my hand on the 4th of Midwinter, in the year 1306.