I take offense to the male appendages reference, please don't judge us all on our undercarriage! Don't sell yourself short just because you don't have a willie!

For the ladies that read this, I am of course attempting humor at the language of said post, and do concede a girl can't whip my ass in a fight, as long as she likes to get pinched or prodded a few times before the killing below.

Written by my hand on the 21st of Hindyear, in the year 1218.