You two are quite the team. Tis a shame Lady Xanthe isn't around to see you do the exact things She's forbidden you to do. Before you go into some rant about how I'm lying, I have logs to prove it. She told me these things personally and I'm quite certain you won't mention your exploits to Her if She returns. Although I'll bet She'll be glad to know how well you take heed to what She tells you.
In Nekkidness,
Aja
Written by my hand on the 25th of Springflower, in the year 1198.