Arikarr,

I had always wondered what use could be made of the rubber bungs that

cities can fashion. Having recently seen Julian with one poking out of his

pantaloons I realise that they have two possible uses:

1) To hide the evidence of him soiling himself on someone entering his location.

2) To keep the liquid mass that is his entrails from dripping out of

his backside in the manner of a slug trail.

once, \"Oh I don't much care when the whining little snot rag dies. \"

Ithakus, Seer

Written by my hand on the 10th of Midwinter, in the year 984.