You shouldnt kill so many parrians. The last city in the land to tolerate your canine-like bluster might even lose its billy-goat stomach for the likes of you. So my advice? Don't kill any Parrians.

Lets address the next paragraph that talked about feeding the fire and the emulating juggernaut unstoppable forcesinevitablevalleyYAWWWWWWNNNNSNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRERREEEEE.........

Good god, no wonder so many parrians went dormant when you became Parrian. It was probably you fouling up the Parrian city bulletin board. Most likely it went something like this:

\"I'm abydos!!! I'm the greatest!!! You are all soooo lucky to have me!! Gimme city favours!! Feeding fires and juggernaut rare few can emulate utterly destroy you unstoppable blahalalblahlablala YAWWWWWNNNNNNNNNSNOORRRRREEEE

(((Abydos is FURIously boring the crap out of me)))

Written by my hand on the 15th of Agamnion, in the year 1154.