hey everyone, i'm selling logs of arthor jjing himself to death for $$1.50 american, aww hell, i'll just give it away, it's for a good cause

just ask and i'll be sure to email it to you to show \"mr. honourable\" at work! i know many of you would like to see the extraordinary, but not-so-surprising event!! get it while it's hot!

Written by my hand on the 26th of Hindyear, in the year 982.