Attention Ladies and Gentlemen -

On behalf of the Society to Measure and Assess Respectable Talent, I'd like to announce the bequeathment of a very special award. This award goes to a fighter who has perservered to present a consistent, predictable, strong image of himself, recognizable the continent over. This valient warrior has ensured that every action of his has resounded across the land, guaranteed that each struggle was felt down to the very bottom of the lw list - indeed - this brave soul has striven to make himself the epitom

e, the archetype, the defining symbol of true chivalry.

In recognition for his bold acts, his memorable words (sure to resonate throughout history!), and his determined, persistent stance of irrational inconsistence, SMART would like to present you, Dunccan, with this shining honor. It's not easy to be you, as we've heard you say on many an occassion, and we'd like to recognize that fact, and revel in the joy of your unique singularity.

For safekeeping, your shiney new trophey has been entrusted to the careful hands of the Count Bezejeth. Should he prove incapacitated, or unreachable, simply Spur Skywards, head w, then far n, the 2 d, and you should meet up with someone there to assist you.

Again, our warmest congratulations on such a lofty honor. It takes a massive amount of effort to achieve what you have - we're speechless in awe.

-sincerely,

The Society to Measure and Assess Respectable Talent

Written by my hand on the 10th of Eleuthral, in the year 1136.