You are a funny funny man. Rissa, Bel, and Caelred are nobody man, You have fermented bear piss aged in old wooden casks that you rangers like to pass off as bear older than all three of them put together.
Not to mention it packs more of a punch than all three of em put together!
Garrion my good troll friend, I don't mean to insult your fare but it is true you and I both know the swill you serve as accompaniment to your troll breath broth, is bear piss. pure and simple.
Lol Wraith here's a good one for you.
What did the hopeless whinning,teaming, sad excuse for a pirate say to the other. Lets go to helspont and pretend we are important.
Written by my hand on the 16th of Leaflost, in the year 1134.