Abydos, I have seen, first hand the flying colours that Arturo and his like have

recieved from their school of remedial learining. It is a flag of a mangy dog

with a yellow stripe down its back. Its haunches are covered in its own fecies

and it drools at the sight of a stockroom. I understand, they have invented

a small vehicle to transport newly arrived thakrians to their village school. Its

called a bus. It is yellow, and this one is particularly short. All passangers

who ride it, including Arturo, wear mouthpieces and helmets strapped to their heads.

Written by my hand on the 29th of Eleuthral, in the year 1127.