I know the nurse told you to stop eating the crayons, but she probably meant that you were to stick to your colouring in books. I don't think that she intended for you to try and write with them.

Your lack of understanding is not our problem. Go and colour in the in the one with the big demon eating the pony, you'll need lots of signalbox red.

Grymauch

Written by my hand on the 24th of Springflower, in the year 1121.