Watch you don't strain something with all your attempts at posturing.
Take a lesson from Arturo, he at least can wrap some wit into his posts, even if I disagree with the messages he puts across.
So you have two choices. Concede that your talents do not stretch to wit and imagination and opt not to reply to this. Or please feel free to attept another post to make my blood run cold and set my legs aquiver.
And I totally agree that this board is not intended for idle threats. Perhaps you should request a little board of your own to go with that little world you inhabit with a population of one.
Clansman Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale
Written by my hand on the 9th of Mournsend, in the year 1115.