Finbar, I have told you this before, and I will tell you only once more. I will never accept a challenge from you, it is not because I am scared of you, I fight you every day. It is because you are not worthy of that honor.
It is as simple as that. I am sorry if being hit on the head too many times has rendered you a tad slow. I will try to take that into recognitiion next time.
So if you want to fight me, come jump me, I sure as hell will be jumping you.
Blotto
Written by my hand on the 4th of Midwinter, in the year 1113.