Never shop when hungry. Never post when angry. Basic rules of life but sometimes you have to make an exception.

When you get jumped by Threap, Tetsuo, Hekate, Death, Shaggy and the usual hordes of hell - you can view it one of two ways. You can shrug and say that you have been teamed by vastly superior numbers lead by two of the most prolific jumpers with years

of experience, and Hekate who we all recognise has experience that vastly surpasses her aparent youth.

Or you can view it as I do that Thakria continues to slump to new ridiculous levels. Bad enough that we loose some of our most committed citizens because of these tactics - I can only assume that this is perhaps Thakria's ultimate aim?

And before any twat tries to be witty by asking what cheese I want with my wine, I should point out that the best bottles of wine aren't drank with cheese. Keep comments like that for those who drink the usual sewer water you find in all the best bars

in Thakria.

Grymauch, Paladin of Springdale

Written by my hand on the 25th of Midwinter, in the year 1106.