well lets just say this of alarius.

whislt parloing the thakrian streets i noticed someone dillegently cutting at a stave. i then decided to go off and search out possible ways to stop when low and behold here comes big all ults alarius unicorn in tow to kill me. after several failed ja

bs and half assed attempts to kill me i alkar'd until he spent his 5 minutes in the land and qq'd when one of his peers logged. this was not the end, the all ults artisan called for a noble paladin of springdale to cleave me for he could not rid me hi

mself.

i called for pyrious to come to my aid but he was dubiously silent. so i resigned myself to the glory that i was being teamed by two much bigger players and waited for elanna to ress me. which she had to do by foot because alarius kept in my location

the whole time.

heres to you Alarius! and next time please dont waste both our time by zapping magical charges from my items. it caused me almost 5 minutes wasted avalon time to get them charged up again

Written by my hand on the 4th of Paglost, in the year 1076.