Let this be the end of this ridiculous level of exaggeration that you seem to need so badly.

Last fight or should I say jump between you and me - statistics as follows. Number of balances - circa 300, number of lestagii eaten by you 39, number of apples eaten by me 17.

So let us have no more about this junk about me eating 10 apples between balances.

In any case - if you have a problem with the way I fight - I suggest that you stop jumping me.

Strongbow

Written by my hand on the 17th of Paglost, in the year 1074.