You say the term \"glorified bar wench\" as if its a bad thing.

If Herbie and you are staring that hard at women trying to determine whether or not they are wearing a wig or have chest hair . . . well, thats just sad guys. Does merc offer no eye candy for you two these days? tis a shame. . .

Written by my hand on the 15th of Ilmarael, in the year 1063.