Indeed I was in Thakria felling a stave.

Indeed I watched you run past on a speed walk several oblivious to the fact I was felling a stave.

I gasped in amazement, once it sunk in I wasn't admiring the architecture, and you finally managed to walk slowly to my location, at the speed that rearsense revealed you ordered entourage onto me (a slime demon and maybe a pony, I forget now). I hope

to god you typed it long hand, cos if that was on alias you are fucked in combat.

Unless of course you are a cripple relying on your nose to type, eye, target elysium

In which case I applaud you wholeheartedly for not letting your lack of arms or brain stop you getting out and about in cyber space.

I did indeed leave having never expected to fell the stave in the first place, I was on the main road with a bunch of thaks online, but it killed ten minutes. I didn't bother killing you as killing people who have recently changed guilds isn't cricket

in my book.

Now, care to explain how you managed to bravely web someone in an alkar ? And how you bravely guarded the stave while I wandered off, deciding to stand there and praise your web charm stop alkar magiks rather than chase me, seeing as I was so terrifie

d and clearly in awe of your demonics ?

Now Randon, Randon, Randon, How is babs' favourite little rent boy ? Before screaming pathetic, explain how my last challenge with you ended. You know the one where you withdrew challenge and ran to your storeroom once you realised I knew how to get y

ou out of a pentacle, which someone had told you was unbeatable against an LM.

As as witness has testified, Babs targetted me as soon as he saw me log on and waited for me to leave bb to summon me instantly knowing that alkar of rebirth would be lost , yet no defence would be up. He even went so far as to break into my house a f

ew days earlier to shatter the anti-summon runes that were down in my log off location. But he doesn't obsess about me, oh no siree bob. Could your rather childish and uncalled for lambast be down to jealously ? I mean he appears to spend more time

on me than on you, and you love him so, it's hardly fair.

Enjoy exploiting game mechanics. If you ask nicely maybe Genesis can give you an infinite health cheatmode. Avalon has become a video game, where game mechanic exploitation is everything. I'm sure Apollo doesn't enjoy constantly coding fixes to the fo

rce stack overflow buffer to gain 10000 hit points brigade, but hey that's life these days.

Written by my hand on the 14th of Springflower, in the year 1053.