First off, I'm not 2 or 3 times your size - You're 3/4 me, which most would consider more then large enough to beat me if you had any fighting ability, which sadly you don't.
And i am never dp nor do i hide from anyone so i don't know where you come up with that garbage. The fact is you are in your stockroom all day, then brag about not being dp ? Roll eyes, Come out once in a while and it'd be a different story.
And contrary to popular belief - NO I am NOT turned on by a male sheep or any sheep for that matter, or any of those hairy apelike things they call women over in Thakria.
Written by my hand on the 4th of Mournsend, in the year 1046.