Being rather interested in the truth of your oft-repeated recent mantra, I had a ponder on it.

You're perfectly correct- you're not a fighter. However, to be a bandit, I'd have thought, requires a degree of intelligence.

Acting like a tit, and then lying about your actions doesn't make you cunning. It makes you one of the single most irritating people here.

Written by my hand on the 30th of Paglost, in the year 1042.