As it has actually been quite some time since our last meeting on the field
of battle, at least as enemies, you might be pleasantly surprised as to
how much of a challenge it is to actually kill me at all. This is of course
dependant on how many decide to band together to claim my head.
Sad as it is though, Ithakus is right. There isn't a threat of death big
enough to make me tow the line. Actually quite the opposite. The more you
threaten, usually the more irreverant and snide I become. If you want my
respect, as I hardly ever give it out to sadistic mindless psychotics,
regardless of how dangerous they are, you might start by showing of your
intellect and at the very least, make sure that your consistant in your
spelling of the word.
Creal, Walking Pin-Cushion of Springdale.
Written by my hand on the 11th of Midsummer, in the year 1040.