The discovery of an unwelcome penis (presumably well-oiled) nudging upon your olfactory orifice would surely classify as an attempt?

Altho' I suppose the discovery of an unwelcome penis (well-oiled or no) nudging upon your olfactory orifice would also classify the victim as a tad unobservant.

But still, do sorcerers have other uses for oil?

Written by my hand on the 19th of Skyelong, in the year 1036.