It was Verlaine who described me as witty and eloquent. I was merely agreeing with her for once...

It was followed by my own addition, egotistical.

Before you two foam at the mouth and post again, look up the word Self-Deprecation in Verlaine's Bumper Book of Big Words.

Just goes to prove the old adage, you can't teach dry humour to people who use the word turd.

Oh and Verlaine, I looked up the word pretentious :- \"Adj: People who use foreign languages in their suffixes in an English Language Computer Game\"

Written by my hand on the 24th of Cloudburst, in the year 1030.