Reading a post from someone like yourself makes me laugh to the point of bursting.

Declaring yourself to be witty, eloquent blah blah suggests to myself, and many

others that you are none of these things. However, it does suggest you are something,

and that is so far up your own bottom you cant smell the coffee for your own bowels.

Please humiliate yourself more by posting something back, which, no doubt, will be

'witty eloquent' and full of turd.

Written by my hand on the 11th of Cloudburst, in the year 1030.