what am I doing here?

Oh I know, forgive me, my age takes over sometimes.

I have two things to say to you...

1) you young wench thing you!

2) I had two points? I am so old I don't..... who are you? What are you doing here? Where the hell is my zimmer frame?

Oh yes, I take a fence (Offence, get it?), and the gate post....... or atleast I am sure I was pressed against a few, in my youth.

Bernice (The younger version of the OLD Bumble)

Written by my hand on the 22nd of Hindyear, in the year 1232.